Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Sex in the 70's. Your 70's, not the fabulous decade. Get your weight close to what it was in HS. 130, 140? yes. Can Do! Stop with the Proctor & Gamble. Take a hot-as-you-can-stand-it shower when you get up, before you go to bed, and any time you want during the day without any soap or shampoo. None. Let your natural pheromones do their job. Remember the wonderful smell when you stripped off your shirt in gym class or the drive-in movie? That's it? And ladies, leave that pit hair or at least some scratchy stubble. Best lubricant? Olive oil!, Best cock ring? One half inch of bicycle innertube! Forget the hormone pills and stimulants. They will lose effectiveness and give you cancer. Mechanical stimulation is just plain exercise. Masturbate for 10-20 minutes. That's how long you will need to last with your honey.